Dog Mama T-Shirt | Gift for Dog Moms

My Dog Said You're A Hoe T-Shirt

My Dog Said You're A Hoe.

Not our words. We're just relaying the message.

Some dogs bark. Some dogs judge. And apparently, yours has opinions.

This tee is for the dog lover with a sense of humor, the one who knows life is better when you don't take everything so seriously.

✓ Gildan 5000 — durable, soft, everyday cotton
✓ DTF print with vibrant, long-lasting color
✓ Classic unisex fit

A perfect gift for dog lovers who appreciate a little chaos, a little sass, and a dog that always tells it like it is.

Fabric: 100% cotton · 5.3 oz
Fiber content may vary for heather colors. Classic construction that holds its shape over time.

Fit: Classic unisex fit
True to size — size up for a relaxed look.

Print: DTF (Direct to Film)
Rich color, smooth finish, no peeling or fading with proper care.

Care:
· Machine wash cold, inside out
· No bleach
· Tumble dry low or air dry
· Do not iron directly on the design

Shipping: Standard US shipping 3–5 business days after production.
Free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns — ready-made tees:
Contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll arrange a replacement or store credit for any item with a print or quality issue.

Returns — custom portrait products:
Every portrait is made just for you, so we can’t accept preference-based returns. If there’s a print defect or transit damage — we replace it, free of charge.

Ready-made tees: Produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days from purchase.

Custom portrait tees & mugs: Illustration takes 2–3 business days. After you approve the preview, production + shipping adds 5–7 more days. Total: typically 8–12 business days.

You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order ships.

5.3 OZ CLASSIC COTTON

Made from durable heavyweight cotton with clean, even dyeing for a timeless finish. Standard straight fit — structured, comfortable, and easy to wear every day.

WIDE SIZE RANGE

Available in sizes S–5XL with a standard straight fit designed for a durable feel and a timeless look that works on every body type.

UP TO 15 COLORS

Available in a wide palette of classic colors with a clean, even finish. Colors may vary slightly by style.

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THE MADE WITH PAWS DIFFERENCE

Hand-illustrated by real artists — never AI-generated
Premium cotton fabric — soft, comfortable, and built to last
DTF print that stays vibrant and crack-free for years
Free US shipping on orders over $50

Any Questions?
We Got You.

Everything you need to know before ordering.

What makes your products special?

Every design is hand-illustrated by a real artist — not AI, not a filter, not a template. Whether you pick a ready-made pet parent tee or a custom portrait, you're getting something made with actual care. Our garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric is soft from day one and gets better with every wash. And with 2,000+ pet parents already wearing theirs — we're pretty confident you'll love yours too.

How long does shipping take?

Ready-made tees: produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days. Custom portrait tees & mugs: typically 8–12 business days door to door. Free US shipping on orders over $50.

My photo isn't great quality. Will it still work?

Most likely yes. Our artists work with phone shots, old photos, even screenshots. About 95% of submissions work just fine. If yours doesn't, we'll email you within 24 hours to help find a solution — no charge, no stress.

What is your return policy?

Ready-made tees: contact us within 30 days of delivery. We'll arrange a replacement or store credit for any print or quality issue. Custom portrait products: since every portrait is made just for you, we can't accept preference-based returns. If there's a print defect or transit damage — we replace it, free of charge.

How can I contact customer support?

Reach us at madewithpaws.original@gmail.com or call +1 949-870-6304. We're online and happy to help.

Can I order a custom portrait as a gift?

Absolutely. Custom portrait tees and mugs make one of the best gifts for pet parents — because no one else will have the same one. Just upload a photo of their pet at checkout. If you're not sure which photo to use, our team can help you choose.