I Would Commit Crimes for This Dog T-Shirt | Dog Dad Gift

I Would Commit Crimes for This Dog Classic T-Shirt

Hypothetically speaking. Completely hypothetically.

For the dog parent who has considered, at least once, doing something mildly unreasonable for their dog’s comfort. Not naming names. You know exactly who you are.

Wear it proudly. This is a safe space.

✓ Gildan 5000 — heavyweight, breathable cotton
✓ DTF print — bold and built to last
✓ Classic unisex fit — for the lawfully loving dog parent

Fabric: 100% cotton · 5.3 oz
Fiber content may vary for heather colors. Classic construction that holds its shape over time.

Fit: Classic unisex fit
True to size — size up for a relaxed look.

Print: DTF (Direct to Film)
Rich color, smooth finish, no peeling or fading with proper care.

Care:
· Machine wash cold, inside out
· No bleach
· Tumble dry low or air dry
· Do not iron directly on the design

Shipping: Standard US shipping 3–5 business days after production.
Free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns — ready-made tees:
Contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll arrange a replacement or store credit for any item with a print or quality issue.

Returns — custom portrait products:
Every portrait is made just for you, so we can’t accept preference-based returns. If there’s a print defect or transit damage — we replace it, free of charge.

Ready-made tees: Produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days from purchase.

Custom portrait tees & mugs: Illustration takes 2–3 business days. After you approve the preview, production + shipping adds 5–7 more days. Total: typically 8–12 business days.

You’ll receive a tracking email as soon as your order ships.

5.3 OZ CLASSIC COTTON

Made from durable heavyweight cotton with clean, even dyeing for a timeless finish. Standard straight fit — structured, comfortable, and easy to wear every day.

WIDE SIZE RANGE

Available in sizes S–5XL with a standard straight fit designed for a durable feel and a timeless look that works on every body type.

UP TO 15 COLORS

Available in a wide palette of classic colors with a clean, even finish. Colors may vary slightly by style.

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THE MADE WITH PAWS DIFFERENCE

Hand-illustrated by real artists — never AI-generated
Premium cotton fabric — soft, comfortable, and built to last
DTF print that stays vibrant and crack-free for years
Free US shipping on orders over $50

Any Questions?
We Got You.

Everything you need to know before ordering.

What makes your products special?

Every design is hand-illustrated by a real artist — not AI, not a filter, not a template. Whether you pick a ready-made pet parent tee or a custom portrait, you're getting something made with actual care. Our garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric is soft from day one and gets better with every wash. And with 2,000+ pet parents already wearing theirs — we're pretty confident you'll love yours too.

How long does shipping take?

Ready-made tees: produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped. Most US orders arrive within 5–10 business days. Custom portrait tees & mugs: typically 8–12 business days door to door. Free US shipping on orders over $50.

My photo isn't great quality. Will it still work?

Most likely yes. Our artists work with phone shots, old photos, even screenshots. About 95% of submissions work just fine. If yours doesn't, we'll email you within 24 hours to help find a solution — no charge, no stress.

What is your return policy?

Ready-made tees: contact us within 30 days of delivery. We'll arrange a replacement or store credit for any print or quality issue. Custom portrait products: since every portrait is made just for you, we can't accept preference-based returns. If there's a print defect or transit damage — we replace it, free of charge.

How can I contact customer support?

Reach us at madewithpaws.original@gmail.com or call +1 949-870-6304. We're online and happy to help.

Can I order a custom portrait as a gift?

Absolutely. Custom portrait tees and mugs make one of the best gifts for pet parents — because no one else will have the same one. Just upload a photo of their pet at checkout. If you're not sure which photo to use, our team can help you choose.